Monday, May 21, 2007

What I Would Wear To Jerry Falwell's Funeral

If I could go to Jerry Falwell's funeral and I was graced overnight with perfect legs, I would wear this dress. Mostly because it is purple, and thus the color of pride and pure tote carrying evil. Because I believe that we find in First Corinthians in Paul's letter to the sluts "Let you go unto others and show a little leg for Jesus. And it will be good."

RIP Jerry. I hope your heaven is full of unwed teenage mothers and drag queens named Lola.

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